Sean: I had a good day at school day, Mom. Wanna know why?
Me: Yes I do.
Sean: I found out that a girl is in love with me.
Me: Really? How'd you find that out.
Sean: Because I'm so cool.
Me: Awesome, but how did you find out? Did she tell you that she loves you?
Sean: No. She was watching me while I work out. I work out at recess.
Me: Nice. What kind of work out do you do?
Sean: I work out on the monkey bars. I do exercises for my arms and hands.
Me: And she watches you?
Sean: Yep. Her name is Jayden. Rhymes with Hayden.
Me: Cool. Do you like her too?
Sean: Yeah, I like her. But she LO-O-OVES me.
(during quiet time) Sean: When is it gonna be LOUD time?
Hayden: (completely surprised) Mom! I watched too much TV and my brain didn't get rotten!
Here is a conversation between Sean and Hayden that I wasn't there for, so I'm probably not quite getting it right, but here was the jist:
Sean: We're not allowed to watch PG-13 movies because they are too scary.
Hayden: But one time we thaw a PG-13 movie on Netflikth.
Sean: Oh yeah, well one time I saw a PG-17
Hayden: Well, one time I thaw a PG-100
Sean: Well one time I saw a PG-100 million!
Hayden: Oh yeah, well I thaw a PG-INFINITI!
Aunt Natalie: Wow, that must have been really scary. You guys are crazy.
Hayden: Yeah, it wath really thcary.
Daphne: Come on, Sean. Take it like a MAN!
Sean: Girls can marry girls but its not following God's orders. And their babies will be ugly.
(???? I told Sean that 2 girls together or 2 boys together can't make babies. He gets the boys, but he figures girls grow the babies, so why couldn't 2 girls have all the babies they want?)
Hayden: MOM!!! I'm telling on Daphne because she's preparing to tell on ME!
This one requires a little bit of a preface. In our family, particularly around the table at mealtimes, it's not uncommon for someone to ask a question like, "Who likes pancakes?" and everyone shouts with their hands in the air, "MEEEE!" Well, it didn't take long for Sydney to catch on and join in the "Me" chorus, which the rest of the kids think is super adorable. So they started making up ridiculous questions just to get Sydney to raise her hand and shout, "MEEE!" So now it goes something like this:
Who likes whipped cream on their waffles?
everyone: MEEEE
Who likes to eat worms?
everyone, including Sydney: MEEEE
Who likes to smell skunks?
Sydney: MEEEEE
Who likes to wear diapers?
Sydney: MEEEE
Well, one day, after Sydney had discovered that she can pull chairs up to the counter (to wreak havoc in a whole new territory of potential messes,) I found that someone had dumped out my miscellaneous basket and the pencil jar, and the coin jar, and the bead container, and when I saw it, I yelled, "Who made this mess?!?"
Sydney raised her hand and shouted, "MEEEE!!!"
Daphne: (while practicing Irish Step Dance) Mom! I just did that whole dance while I was thinking about what I would wish for if I ever met a Leprechaun!