Hayden: There are two people we don't like, right? Justin Beaver, and Obama.
The day before I was went in to be induced, Hayden announced to the entire primary:
"I am having a baby tomorrow night at 8 o'clock."
The primary leader said, "You are? What are you having? A boy or girl?
"A boy."
"And what are you going to name him? "
"I am naming him Bennett."
The first time Sydney saw me nursing Bennett she scowled and said,
"Get him off your bobbies!"
(I think she meant boobies?)
Hayden: (holding Bennet) He'th the cutetht thing in the whole wide world!
Sean: Bennett sounds like a fire alarm
Here are a few samples of the kids writing that we got during Parent Teacher Conferences. I thought they were pretty cute. Unfortunately, Daphne's teacher didn't send any of her work home, so I'll have to post some of hers when her work comes home at the end of the year, I guess.
Dallin's Essay
Ten years from Now
Ten years from now I will be a return missionary. (A return missionary is someone who went on a two year mission to teach people the gospel.) I will also be spiritual because I go to church and the temple. I will also hold the Aronic and Melcesidic priestood. With the preistood I will baptize members of the church. After I return from my mission I will go to college.
Ten year from now I will live in Provo Utah and go to BYU. (Brigham Yung University.) I will live in a dorm with other students and make new freinds. I will study for tests to get good grades. I will be smart and strong. I will be smart because I went to school, took classes, studied for tests, took tests, and passed tests. I will be strong because I took P.E. classes from elementary school to high school. I will also work out. I won't take drugs and alcohol. I will also communicate with my family and freinds by calling, texting, and e-mailing. I will do this because I will have a phone and a laptop. To get to my classes I will walk, ride a bike, and drive a car.
Ten years from now I will be abel to drive a car, because I would have goten my drivers license when I was 16. I will also be going on dates because I will be hansome and older than 16. (In my reliogion we can't go on dates until we are 16.) I will be hansome because I will have no glasses. I will have no glasses because I will have contacts. I will have grown so I will probally be more hansome, ten years from now.
Skelitonic Verse by Dallin:
Smell
You smell bad.
That makes me sad.
I hope you'll make me glad
by takeing a shower,
then you'd smell like a flower,
when you use the power,
of soap.
Please don't moap.
The Crashing Balloon
By: Sean Gariety
There was a balloon that crashed everywhere. Once it crashed at Dunk in Donuts. Then it crashed in a cloud. And someone jumped out of the balloon. The balloon crashed at a hotel. And it crashed at Dunk in Donuts again, and donuts were flying out of the building . And people went flying out of the building. (Here he has a picture of a bunch of donuts and people with big smiles on their faces flying out of the building and saying, "WAAAAA!") The crashing balloon crashed in a parking lot. Then it popped
. The
End.
A Mission to the Moon
By: Sean Gariety
Once there was a person named Sean Gariety. Now, blastoff! To the moon! Finally, now I am at the moon. I started to juggle. Then, I founded some aleins, and they danced and danced and danced. Oh no! Two asteroids are falling! Hurry, hurry to the rocket. But the Aliens did not here me, so they died. And I left them. And I got home. The end.
The Little Sheep
By: Sean Gariety
There was 3 little sheep that went to a lake and found 3 ducks. Then they went to a crazy place with hundreds of black rocks. The 3 sheep went to a place with a few volcanos. And then they went to a lava pit. (Don't forget to read the dialog boxes of the sheep in the right hand picture--the sheep on the ground is saying, "What is going on?!?) The 3 sheep finally got out of the lava pit. And then the 3 sheep have found their hotel.