Sydney: Dappy's so pitty
(translation: Daphne's so pretty--I loved this because Daphne was nowhere in sight, but for some reason, Sydney was just thinking about how pretty her older sister is. It's probably because Daphne is so kind to Sydney--sings her songs, paints her nails, plays with her curly hair etc. . .)
Sydney watches a Princess movie every afternoon, so her brothers are pretty familiar with them, and have plenty of time to analyze and offer commentary on them. Here are a few they've said recently:
Hayden's commentary on Cinderella:
When Cinderella gets her blue poofy dress--"Whoa, she has LOTS of underwear on. Like Belle."
When her new father-in-law blushes bright red after she kisses his forehead-- "Ha, ha! Look, he got sunburned!"
Sean's commentary on Little Mermaid:
When the chef gets all his teeth knocked out at the very end of the movie--"Wow, that's gonna be a LOT of money from the tooth fairy."
Hayden's commentary on Beauty and the Beast:
"It'th her own fault that she'th getting chathed by wolveth. The Beatht and EVERYONE told her not to go in the Wetht Wing, becauthe it'th forbidden, but she thtill did. Tho that'th the conthequenthe. She got thcared and ran into the foretht and got chathed by the wolveth."
Sean: What if I was famous?
Me: What would you do if you were famous?
Sean: I would get screen time for free for as long as I want.
Me: You think if you were famous, I would let you have free screen time?
Sean: Maybe.
Me: You think famous people don't have to do any chores?
Sean: Maybe not . . . What if I was the Mayor?
Hayden, in a singular act of generosity, reached into his cup and pulled out some ice to offer to his cousin Lily. "Here Lily--free ithe." I said, "Wow, Hayden, very nice of you to offer her that ice for free." He replied, "Well, I know she doethn't have any money, tho I gave it to her for free."
One night we were headed to a football party. Because the game started so late, only the grown-ups were invited. When we told Hayden where we were going that night he said, "Well I'm not inviting ANY grown-upth to my birthday party!" touche`. I guess he's planning on serving the cake himself.
As she was unwrapping another Reece's Peanut Butter Cup, Sydney solemnly instructed Dallin,"No more candy, Dallin. Dallin--No more candy. Okay, Dallin?" A girl who gets bossed around by as many people as she does is well versed in the arts of bossing.
Hayden: Why did God make the wind blow tho much that the Balloon Fiethta wath canthelled?!
Sean: What if Darth Vader knocked on our door?
Daphne: We would invite him in! He could sleep in my room. (after a little thought) I hope he doesn't pee the bed.
Sean: He doesn't. Star Wars people don't pee.
Sydney: NO WHINING!
Daphne: Mom, a boy at school used his "smolder" on me!
A boy on Sean's soccer team: Which one is your mom?
Sean: My mom is right there--the one with the fat tummy.
(nice.)
Sydney: Don't break it, okay Mom? (handing me a headband for me to wear, and stretching it open wider than a headband is meant to stretch.)
At the breakfast table one morning, everyone was telling knock knock jokes. Sydney didn't want to be left out so she joined in. We started telling her a knock-knock joke and here's how it went:
Me: Knock-knock
Sydney: Who there?
Me: Orange
Sydney: (thinking . . . ) and YELLOW!
me: And RED!
Hayden: And PURPLE!
Sean & Dallin: and BLUE!
Daphne: and PINK!
here's how another one went--
Sydney: Knock-knock
All of us: Who's there?
Sydney: (getting upset) No, I just say KNOCK-KNOCK!
me: Okay. Do it again. (I whispered some instructions to the other kids)
Sydney: Knock-knock
All: COME IN!
And we all (Sydney included) died laughing. And then we had to run out the door to get the kids to school. (They had already missed the bus, of course.)
Hayden was waiting outside the bathroom waiting for Daphne to finish so he could use it. When she opened the door, he was standing right in the doorway and said, "Well hello there, young lady," in his silliest voice. Just made me laugh.
Daphne: I love the piano. I'm so glad I'm talented.
Racing to church one morning, the kids were all chanting "Come on light, do your thing, turn green! turn green!" After a few times, Sydney said, "Turn PURPLE! Turn Purple!" I guess she just got tired of green.
Hayden: Mom, can you put in the password for the computer?
Me: Oh, I guess so.
Hayden: And, "I gueth tho" meanth "yeth," right?
Emma: I'm so sick of school.
Dallin: Because school is treating you like trash?
Melanie: Okay, you have to eat one: Would you choose brownies with dirt in them? Or brownies with boogers in them.
Sean: . . . (says nothing)
Hayden: (points to his noise) Becauthe my boogerth tathte pretty good.