1. Dallin
Dallin's 2nd grade class recently did reports on famous people. The kids all chose whomever they wanted, so there was everyone from Cleopatra to Mia Hamm, to Abraham Lincoln. Dallin chose to do George Washington. On the day of their oral report, they could choose to dress up as their subject if they wanted to. Of COURSE Dallin wanted to. We love dressing up at our house. He came up with his costume pretty much by himself by rummaging around the dress-up box and finding things around the house. We used batting for the white powdered wig, a blue coat from Mom's closet, and rubber bands held up his pant legs just below his knees, and he pulled up his socks. He also found a cravat that we used for a Captain Hook costume years ago. And the three cornered hat was also for Captain Hook. I came to watch his report, and he did a good job. At the end all the kids could ask questions about the famous person. The questions were kinda funny. Some of them were pretty good questions. Dallin's responses are in parentheses.
What was his wife's name? (I don't remember)
Why did you choose this person? (because he defeated the British in the British and American war.)
What is the most important thing he did? (He was the first president of the United States of America.)
Why is his face on the dollar? (His face isn't on a doll!) No, the dollar. (Oh, I thought you said doll.)
Most of the questions had to do with his costume.
How did you turn your hair white? (I don't remember what it's called)
Why did people in the olden days wear white wigs? (I have no idea)
Why did George Washington wear tights? (they aren't tights--they are socks that are pulled up!)
Why did George Washington wear a bib? (it's not a bib!!!)
For some reason, Dallin wanted to give his report sitting down, (I think he thought it looked more presidential) so I didn't get a picture of his whole costume. It wasn't spectacular or anything, but his pants with his pulled-up socks looked pretty cool. :)
2. Sean & Hayden
What would I do all day without these boys?
A cold bubble bath in the kitchen sink, instigated by Sean of course. I heard them laughing uncontrollably and thought I'd better investigate. Sure enough, they were spilling water and bubbles everywhere, and having a marvelous time.

This little Hayden is more than I can take sometimes. Yesterday, I made the mistake of going to the store in the afternoon when he was tired and cranky which resulted in the biggest tantrum of his life on the way home. I carried him in from the car kicking and screaming and brought him straight upstairs for a nap. He had kicked off his shoes and pants and wouldn't let me put pants on or remove his coat.
So finally, I just covered him up, and walked out. Since he doesn't stay in his crib anymore, we have turned the lock around on his door so we can lock him in. (It sounds cruel, I know, but trust me, it's for the good of the whole family that he eventually fall asleep and take a nap.) So I locked him in and went downstairs.
Well, in a few minutes, he came downstairs still yelling and screaming. When I took him back upstairs, I found that he had emptied all of his and Daphne's drawers (clothes completely covered the floor) and found a lone penny at the bottom of one of Daphne's drawers with which he unlocked the door. Please tell me what you do with a two-year-old who can pick a lock?
I removed the penny and locked him in again, and came downstairs.
Soon after I got downstairs, he came down too. I didn't even go up to find out how. I was so tired of him that I figured I'd ignore the problem for a bit. I know that's not very good parenting, but frankly, I needed to catch my breath from carrying him up and down the stairs. Well, after coming downstairs and looking around quietly for a minute, he went back upstairs, climbed into his crib, and went to sleep. That boy has a real stubborn streak in him--it's like he knew he was tired, but it was gonna be his own decision to take a nap. So he came downstairs just to show me that he could, and then went up for his nap.
Now, I don't remember being two. It seems like being two is really hard. But sometimes I think being the mother of a two-year-old might be harder.