(Sydney is sort of the star of the December Quotes.)
Sydney: Mom, it's time for preschool.
Mom: Well, it's Wednesday, so there's no preschool today.
Sydney: What?! I'm NOT excited for that.
Sydney: I'm going to ask Santa for a Frozen doll for Christmas.
Me: I think that's a good idea.
Sydney: Well, maybe he will say, "No, I don't fink so."
Dallin: I have a pretty long list of girls who might possibly like me.
Me: Oh really?
Dallin: Well, a list of girls who might like me or who I wish liked me.
Dallin: Hey there Hayden. There were girls chasing me at lunch today, what about you?
Hayden: Oh yeah. Lots of girls were chasing me today. They were saying, "Hayden!!!"
Me: Really? Are you being silly, or is that true?
Hayden: Yeah, mom. But they say "Hayden" in a girly voice.
(Sydney changing her clothes at the breakfast table.)
Hayden: Don't look at her underwear!
Sydney: Hayden, that's appropriate. (she meant inappropriate.)
Sydney: Mom, can you say, "Sydney, would you like to watch a movie?"

Hayden brought home this art project from school. The words on the bottom say, "If I woke up with antlers I would . . ." And Hayden responded with, "Git a chansaw and cut them off."

Hayden brought home this art project from school. The words on the bottom say, "If I woke up with antlers I would . . ." And Hayden responded with, "Git a chansaw and cut them off."
Sydney: Come on, Mom! I'm leaving without you . . .
Sydney was imagining a conversation with Santa.
She was doing both the voices and here's how it went:
Syd voice: Hi Santa
Santa voice: What?
Syd: Um, can you give me a Frozen doll for Christmas?
Santa: Of course!
Daphne: (sighing/moaning about something)
Sydney: Stop doing that Daphne.
Daphne: I can't help it. I'm really stressed.
Syd: No you're not. You're in your jammies!
One night when I was tired and ready for bed before the kids, I commented, "Okay, we need to get ready for bed because I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin in five minutes."
That was a very disconcerting thought for Sydney. In the next half hour she brought it up several times, (even though I repeatedly told her I was not actually turning into a pumpkin.)
Sydney: You're gonna turn into a pumpkin?
Are you turning into a pumpkin?
Jesus will be sad if you are a pumpkin.
Mom your face is turning orange.
(Next morning) Mom, you didn't turn into a pumpkin! (relieved)
Dallin: Hayden, maybe you could listen to Mom instead of your shoulder devil.
Sydney: (after Santa's lap). Santa didn't give me a Frozen doll!!! (holding back tears)
Daphne wrote this sweet thank you note to Arthur and I.
Daphne wrote this sweet thank you note to Arthur and I.
In case you can't read the words in the picture, she said:
Dear Mom and Dad,
I love you two and thankyou for being my mom and dad. Thankyou for takeing care of me my whole life. Thank you for letting me have sibblings. Thankyou for everything you gave me. Please let me have 1, 2, or 3 more sibblings, if you can. Please let me have a dog or bunny. If not it's totaly fine. Thankyou for everything. I love you.
Love, Daphne
p.s. Can I have a bunny?
check one: Yes, No, Maybe, I'll think about it.
Sydney: Mom, are you done sleeping?
Me: I'm almost done sleeping.
Sydney: No, you ARE done sleeping.
Hayden: Sydney, mom knows better than you because you are 3 and she is 33!
In nursery, Sydney learned "What would Jesus do?" She was telling me about it and how we don't be mean because Jesus doesn't like us to be mean. Well later that same evening, I spanked her bum because she wasn't listening.
She cried, "Mom! That isn't what Jesus would do!" (zing)
I apologized but noted that Jesus would also obey His mom when she said it was time to get in bed 7 times.

















