Sydney asked me one day which prince I liked better from Into the Woods: Cinderella's prince or Rapunzel's prince. I said I thought they were both handsome, and which did she prefer?
Sydney: I don't really fink Rapunzel's prince is handsome. I fink Cinderella's prince is handsome because he has stubble.
Me: Oh, you like it when princes have some facial hair?
Syd: I like princes who have stubble on their face, like Dad. Do you fink Dad is handsome when he has stubble on his face?
Me: Yep, I do.
While watching Star Wars Episode 5, Arthur explained to Sydney that the snow beast was just eating a sandwich. (A nasty bloody sandwich, I guess?)
Years ago, we made up silly words to the song, "Oh Mister Sun, please shine down on me." Dallin was a baby and he had pooped in the tub and we started singing, "Oh Mr. Dallin, Dallin, Mi-ster Dallin, likes to poop in the tub, boom, boom, boom. . . " etc, you get the picture. Well it caught on and we've sung it every time a baby poops in the tub. So it tickled me the other day when I heard Bennett singing, "Mr. Mama, Mama, Mr. Mama likes to poop tub."
Bennett had a diaper rash that I was treating with Desitin. One day I was changing his diaper and didn't put it on, so he pointed to his bum and said, "What about sour cream?"
Mom: Sour cream? (confused)
Bennett: Sour cream, bum bum.
Mom: Oh! You need some sour cream on your bum? (holding up the desitin)
Bennett: Yeah!! Sour cream!
One day, Sydney was playing with the dust on my dresser.
Me: I really need to dust that, huh, Sydney?
Sydney: Well I like making smiley faces in it.
On Valentines Day we couldn't agree which movie to watch, so the girls went upstairs for a chick flick, (Ever After--the Cinderella story with Drew Barrymore) and the boys stayed down and watched Ender's Game. Then for some reason a couple of months later, it came up in a dinner conversation:
Daphne: On Valentines Day we chose to watch an appropriate movie.
Dallin: Well, Ender's Game is totally appropriate for Valentines day because Ender's sister's name is VALENTINE!
Daphne: Well our movie didn't have barf in it.
Dallin: Well your movie had a nasty dude who tries to lick Cinderella's face.
Daphne: Well that's how they kiss in France!