Quotes catch-up

January

Hayden: There goes another one.  And another one.  And another.

Me:  Another what?

Hayden:  I've been tooting all day.  There's a bunch downstairs.

Bennett: (coming into the kitchen with two boxes of macaroni) (It's breakfast time--not lunch).  Come on Mom, you LOVE it!

Bennett:  (after I said his night time prayer for him.)  Good job, Mom.  Now sleep with me.

March

Bennett:  Mom!  Mom!  I have syrup on my neck!!

Older Boys:  (laughing)

Bennett:  Stay away, boys!  I need a bath!

May

What NEVER to say to a pregnant lady:

Dallin:  Mom, you look so pregnant!  I can't believe you still have a month left!  Are you sure they didn't mess up on your due date?

Me:  BENNETT!!! Do NOT touch that door while we are driving!!! You could fall out of the car and DIE! (he opened the door while we were on the freeway)

Bennett:  Don't worry, Mom, I not get squished.

June

Bennett:  I like you Mom.  Hey Mom, you are really happy right?  You not mad at me, right Mom?

Sydney:  Well, I'm actually glad you a boy baby.  He actually turned out really cute.

Bennett:  Good job pushing out that baby, Mom!  Now we can go to Disneyland!  Come on, let's go!

Bennett: (watching Syd play a game on the wii).  Don't die, Sydney!  You have to stop dying.

Sydney:  I'm not TRYING to die.  Just stop talking.  You are stressing me out!

Sydney:  Oh thank goodness.  I was feeling really annoying.  (Nathan had finally stopped crying.)

Sydney:  Bennett, don't touch that!  It's gonna taser you!

July

Bennett:  (to my dad)  I need you, Papa.

Papa:  What do you need me for?

Bennett:  I don't know.

Bennett:  Mom, you wanna get chick-fil-a?

Me:  Um, yeah?

Bennett:  Then give me you phone.

August

Hayden:  Why didn't you tell me last night that today was fast Sunday??  Then I could have stuffed my face full of food!

Sydney:  My tooth fairy is famous.  Don't worry, Bennett.  I'm sure your tooth fairy will be just as famous.

Bennett:  Mom?  Can you take me at the tooth fairy?

Bennett:  I wanna hold you me.

Sydney putting her leg on Bennett's feet during a car ride.

Bennett:  Get off!  I don't love your leg.  I hate your leg.

Sydney not stopping

Bennett:  Stop!  Really, really big stop!!

Sydney:  I'm so glad you gave birth to Nathan!