Hayden: Thindy is thnucking on her pathifier.
About our tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for dinnerSean: Oh, not again! We just had this dinner.
Me: no we didn't--it's been a long time since we had this dinner.
Sean: I hate this dinner. (Just for the record, that comment lost him five beads, which is the equivalent of 1 screen-time session).
Daphne: Don't worry Sean, it's not the home-made kind. It's the kind from a can. (looks at me apprehensively and starts back-peddling) I mean, the home made kind is good, but Sean just likes the soup from a can better.
Me: It's okay, Daphne, I didn't like my homemade soup either.
Daphne: Okay, mom. I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Daphne while making her lunch:
I'm taking a bite from each of these so when my friends ask me for them, I'll tell them,
"Sorry, I already took a bite."
While Folding Laundry
Dallin: Yesterday was my 2nd worst nightmare of this entire school year.
Mom: Oh yeah? What was it?
Dallin: I had to dance with a girl in music class. Like one of those old fashioned dances!
Mom: Well, what was your 1st worst nightmare?
Dallin: when I had to run through the cheerleader tunnel at basketball. I couldn't breathe because they were short and all of their pompoms were in my face.

Sean: Stop it Hayden. I'm getting annoyed at you.
Pottytraining:
Not sure what made me start potty-training Hayden in the middle of everything else I have going on, except the fear that maybe things won't ever settle down to a point when I actually feel like potty-training. Well, Hayden has been doing pretty good at 1/2 of the potty-training business. But he's having a very hard time with the other half which is the more disgusting to clean up.
So I showed him a very big toy that had been waiting in my closet for just such an occasion, and told him that if he went poop in the toilet five times, he could earn that big toy. After a week of pooping his pants once a day, we finally had a breakthrough and he started counting down to earning the big toy.
So yesterday morning, I gave Hayden his daily potty pep-talk and told him that he was so close! All he had to do was poop in the toilet once more to earn . . . the BIG TOY. So Hayden decided he'd head to the bathroom and try to knock that last one out.
Well, Sean has been waiting with baited breath for Hayden to earn that toy. As he set out, Sean patted him on the shoulder and said, "I really hope you go poop, Hayden!" It made me smile. And sure enough, Hayden earned his big toy! He got to play with it for half the day but then got it taken away when he pooped his pants that afternoon. He's now in process of re-earning it. It's sitting in my closet where it is occasionally visited by Hayden and Sean who look at it longingly and count on their fingers how many more successes Hayden needs to play with it again.
Hayden: (examing the bottle of vanilla extract) I think I mutht drink this.
After Dallin's Basketball game:
Mom: So what color star did you get?
Dallin: The blue star.
Mom: What does that one stand for?
Dallin: effort.
Mom: Well, great job, Dallin!
Dallin: (sighs) I don't like getting the blue star because it basically means I tried really hard and accomplished nothing.
At Stake Conference in a very loud whisper
Sean: Aunt Emma, you said this is going to be shorter than church, but it is taking FOR-E-VER!
After "From Cumorah's Hill," we brought all the stake's lighting equipment back to be stored in our garage until the building is fixed. So when Sean was getting into the car this morning, he noticed the big spotlight, and said in amazement, "We have a CANNON now?"
Waiting for Dad to finish his Quadrathalon:
Sean: Dad is NEVER COMING BACK!
Sean: I think you're right, Mom. I think Dad has a "black" tire.
(I wondered aloud if he'd gotten a flat tire.)
Emma: I wish I could sing like black lady.
A lunch-time conversation:
Sean: Hayden, "bad-guy-girls" show their boobies.
Hayden: yeah, "bad-guy-girls" show their boobies.
Mom: You mean, they are immodest?
Sean: Yep. They show their boobies with the line and the fat parts.
Mom: Well, you're right-that is not modest.
Sean: And that is what bad-guy-girls do.
Mom: So, where did you see these bad-guy-girls?
Sean: Oh, on Three Amigos.
Hayden: Yeah, they show their boobies like this . . . (pulls down his shirt and says, "BOING")
So . . . obviously, we need to be a little more careful about what these guys are watching. We watched "Three Amigos" a few weeks ago, which, I think, is a pretty funny movie. I hadn't seen it in years, so I had forgotten about some of its crude humor (which went over the kids' heads) but I had also forgotten about El Guapo's women and that random girl at the end who comes and kisses Ned Nederlander who is showing quite a lot of cleavage. Evidently it made a pretty big impression on Sean. I'm glad that Sean knows it's a bad choice for girls to show that much cleavage, (or as he describes it, "the line and the fat parts.") So if you are a girl who is showing your line and fat parts, you should think twice about being such a "bad-guy-girl."