Uh, yes, these are a little late . . . but, for your reading pleasure, here are our quotables from June. I'll probably combine July and August since we've been too busy to say anything funny this month.
Hayden: Lily, I jutht gave you a flower. I know it didn't hurt, tho you shouldn't thay "ouch."
Hayden: I'm the funnietht guy in our family. I'm like 500 funny.
Hayden: I'm tho glad God let Thydney come down from heaven to our family. She'th the cutetht perthon in our family.
Daphne: Can we get one of those tornado things from Sonic?
(I think she meant a Blizzard and I'm not even sure if that's what Sonic calls theirs--let's see . . . Blizzard is Dairy Queen, McFlurry is McDonald's, and Sonic is a . . . Blast? I think? Well, whatever, blizzard, mcflurry, tornado, hurricane--it's all the same, right?)
Sean: Sydney's hair is really big. How do we take the curls out of it?
Me: Hayden, we don't throw stuff at people!
Hayden: But I accidentally aimed at him.
Sean (during the sacrament): Mom, this bread is SOOO delicious! I wish I could have lots and LOTS of it!
Dallin was a prince in this year's CMT performance of The Emperor's New Clothes. I wasn't sure what to do for his costume and was looking online for ideas. He saw me checking out a picture of Cinderella's Prince Charming and became very alarmed. He made it very clear that he didn't want to look like any of those Disney princes, because they were all "lame." He wanted to look like Prince Caspian, but I didn't think anyone would recognize that as a prince. So finally I said, "Let's look at some pictures of a real prince who is alive today, and see what he wears." And I pulled up some wedding pictures of Prince William and Princess Kate. "How about something like that?" I asked. Dallin replied, "Mom. He's bald." "He is balding, true, but look at the beautiful girl he married . . . " In the end, he reluctantly agreed to be a Prince-William-Style prince. (Thanks for being so beautiful, Kate!)
Daphne: Oh great, we're late for CMT practice!
Sean: Daphne, we're never late for CMT because Mom is the captain.
Hayden: Mom, I didn't pee in my bed.
I jutht thweated a lot in my underwear during the night.
For all you Hunger Games Fans out there . . . .
Dallin: Daphne, good job for being a Peace Keeper.
Mom: I think you mean peace maker.
Sean at his first Swim Team practice: What's a freestyle?
At Pack Meeting in June, the CubMaster had the boys walk a plank in order to get their awards. Well, apparently, if nobody dies it's not very exciting because Sean sighed with disappointment: "Everyone's gonna survive that!"
Wearing underwear on his head, Hayden said, "What? It's my swimming cap."
While trying to do the Vulcan sign, Sean said, "I have to use a cheat code," and held his fingers open with his other hand.
{For those of you less video-game-savy than I am, (which is saying a lot, because my kids have stopped asking me to help them in their video gaming because I accidentally kill them) . . . a cheat code is a special code you type in to help you cheat.}
Hayden: (after leaving a friend's house in our ward)
I wish I wath borned in their family.
(ouch)
Hayden: Kaitlyn ith tho beautiful. I love her. I'm inviting her to my birthday party. (Which isn't until November, but it's never too early to start planning). (And just for the record, Kaitlyn is 11.)