Daphne: Let's make a New Year's revolution to get pedicures.
Daphne: Oh, I thought a phony was a bald person.
(This makes more sense if you've seen Despicable Me 2)
Sydney: I fink I should bring my milk to preschool because it's too dangerous to leave it at home.
Sydney: I fink my preschool friends won't like this hair. I need a ponytail.
One Sunday in primary, they were talking about talents. The children were asked what talents they had, and all their hands shot up to share what talents they have. Sydney raised her hand too, but when they called on her, instead of saying one of her talents, she just stood up and did a somersault. Glad she was wearing leggings under her dress that day.
Dallin: I hate being late, Mom. We are always late. I wish you were more like Gabe's mom. She freaks out if they are 1 minute late.
Sydney: I don't want to go to church. I don't.
Me: I know. But we are still going. And remember you get to go to Sunbeams because you are so big!
Sydney: I don't want to go to sunbeams. I want to go to nursery.
Me: But you are too old to go to nursery now. You are a sunbeam now.
Sydney: I don't want to be a sunbeam. I want to be a nursery. I'm really, really little, Mom.
So Sydney is terrified of the missionaries. I'm not sure why, because they are the nicest people you'll ever meet, but when we have the missionaries for dinner it is painful for her. The first time they came over, she wouldn't even eat dinner at the same table. The next time, she sat with her back to them the entire time and wouldn't face her plate because they would "see" her. Well one night, we were setting the table to eat in the dining room, and while the kids were working on it, Sydney started freaking out. I found out that Dallin had jokingly told her that we were eating at the dining room table because the missionaries were coming to dinner.
After church, the kids were wanting to go home, but I was talking to someone in the hall until Sydney wailed, "All this talking is making me crying!"
During our recent ski trip, we were riding up the lift and Sean said, "Dare me to drop my poles?" Before I could say "NO!" he had let go of his poles, thinking they were strapped on his wrists. One was strapped on his wrist. The other one fell down onto Pandemonium just before post # 4. Dallin whipped out his map and told me that Pandemonium was a double black! (a touch outside of my skill level.) I was pretty sure it was just one black, and we devised a plan where the kids would go down the easy way and meet me at the bottom while I took Pandemonium to retrieve Sean's pole. When we split off, Daphne said cheerfully, "See ya mom! Hope ya don't die!"
During my turn with the littles back at the condo, Sydney and I were waiting for the skiers to return. When Hayden rang doorbell, I said, "Sydney, who's that?!?
Syd: It's our friends!!
I love that she refers to them as her friends.
During a discussion about signs preceding the Second Coming of Christ, Dallin had a question and Arthur suggested he look it up in the scriptures. Dallin responded, "How am I supposed to find it? The scriptures are giant! I don't have an iPhone!"
Sydney: Mom can I go visit Harley? (the next door neighbor's dog)
Mom: Uh, let me think about it.
Sydney: No, Mom! Don't think about it!!
Sydney: Mom, can I ... (Fill in the blank)
Me: um, maybe...
Sydney: (disappointed) Maybe means no.
Sydney: Mom can I keep my undies on?
Me: of course!
Sydney: Of course means yes. Maybe means no.
Daphne: Where are you going, mom?
Me: Nowhere, why?
Daph: Well, you just look nicer than usual. No offense, but usually you wear comfy pants and a sweater.
As is tradition, on Arthur's bday, we all went around and said things we love about Arthur. Well, Sean is the worst at this tradition. He can never think of anything to say which ends up being a little awkward when it gets to him. As always, when it got to Sean's turn there was a long, long silence which was interrupted by an exasperated Daphne who said, "Ugh! Sean! You make this way harder than it is!"