This is kind of embarrassing, but I decided to post it anyway, since sadly, it's representative of our life right now.
So, I haven't been grocery shopping--really grocery shopping--in about two weeks. I've picked up some stuff here and there, but things have been so crazy we're out of milk, eggs, bread, potatoes--a lot of staples. So last night, we got home from Daphne's dance class, and I was trying to put together a plan for dinner. I came up with a can of baked beans, a can of corn, some orange slices, and baking powder biscuits. (I told the kids the pioneers would be really grateful for this dinner!!!)
Well, while I was over at the sink, Sean decided to help me by dumping an unknown amount of baking soda into the flour and baking powder I had already put in the bowl. I couldn't really tell which was powder and which was soda, but I tried to scoop out as much as I could since the recipe doesn't even call for soda. When I'd gotten out what I figured was most of it, I finished the recipe and put them in the oven. I tested some of the dough and it tasted a little "soda-ish" but not inedible.
It was about 6:30 before I finished heating up our dinner, and set the table. The kids were less than enthusiastic about our "pioneer" dinner (and truthfully, so was I.) But I redeemed myself when I brought the baking powder biscuits out from the oven. The kids all clambered to get one and Hayden sat ready with the honey next to his seat so he could pour it on his biscuit (because he's such a big boy and surely wouldn't have made a mess . . .) After the prayer, Dallin took a big bite of his biscuit. He chewed for a second. I think his face might have turned green. And then he ran over to the sink and started spitting it out dramatically. This went on for several minutes. Evidently, I hadn't removed enough of the soda. None of the rest of us ventured a taste.
The one delicious thing we had for dinner was ruined. Dallin and Daphne each took multiple turns berating Sean for his poor contribution to dinner, with me interjecting, "That's enough guys, Sean was trying to help, he learned his lesson . . ." But Dallin & Daphne, who were thoroughly disappointed, just wouldn't let it go.
"It's all your fault, Sean! Next time don't pour stuff in unless Mom tells you to! It's all your fault! It's YOUR fault the biscuits are gross, Sean! It's YOUR fault!"
Until Sean yelled, "I don't WANT any faults!"
I laughed at Sean's reply, and then I laughed at the gross biscuits and the baked beans that were now cold and disgusting, and at my pathetic attempt at dinner, at all the plates with their untouched food on them. And then Arthur came home from work and we all felt a little better.
Since then, I've decided to go ahead and get some frozen meals to have on hand for days like those. I don't ever remember eating those growing up, because my mother was amazing. It kind of feels like a cop-out to me, but I guess at least until Secret Garden is finished, it's better to have something tasty to eat even if I didn't make it.