So, after General Conference, I started feeling like I needed to talk to Dallin about pornography. I know that kids are being exposed to it younger and younger, so I figured, just in case someone at school or on the bus tried to show him inappropriate pictures, we should talk about it, so he'd know what to do. We talked about how pictures of naked people is called pornography and the prophets and apostles have warned us not to ever look at them. I told him that if anyone tried to show him pictures of naked people or women in bikinis, that he should immediately look away, and tell that person that the only woman he wanted to see naked is his wife. To which he replied, disgusted, "I don't want to see my wife naked." Even better.
On a similar topic, one Saturday morning, I took the kids to the grocery store to pick out a donut as a reward for helping to clean our church building. One of the magazine covers by the checkout stand featured the best and worst beach bodies of the season. Dallin immediately looked away, per our discussion, but Daphne stood gawking and pointing at one of the "worst beach bodies." Sean said nonchalantly, "Don't look at it, Daphne. It's bisgusting."
Sean: Did you know you have anudder fahdder? It's Heavenly Fahdder!
This broke my heart. Poor Daphne struggles to understand math, and one night after beating our brains out over some 2nd grade homework, Daphne said this in one of her prayers: "Please bless Sydney will not get my math brain when she grows up. Bless her to get Daddy's math brain."
Ever since Sydney was born, Hayden has reverted to his pacifier addiction. He steals her pacifiers any chance he gets. I eventually caved and let him have the pacifiers that Sydney rejected. Well, he lost them both, and was very sad about it one night. So I told Hayden the story about the day I didn't get pacifiers anymore. I was about three when Mom finally took my pacifier away. She bribed me with a barbie doll. I happily handed over my pacifier for the barbie. But then, when it came time for bed, I told mom I was ready to trade her back the doll for the pacifier. She told me she was so sorry, but the garbage man had come that day and taken my pacifier to the dump, so my pacifiers were all gone. I remember that I had such a hard time falling asleep, she had to rub my eyes until I drifted off. So I offered to rub Hayden's eyes until he fell asleep. While I was rubbing Hayden's eyes, I heard Sean sniffling in his bed. I asked him what was wrong, and he tearfully said, "I am so sad about that the garbage man took your pacifiers!"
It surprised me that he was feeling such empathy for my pacifier plight!
Sean: The clock made us late!
(another one to add to my list of late excuses!)
One morning while enjoying some bacon, Daphne declared,
"I like pigs because they are cute AND yummy!"
Dallin: Mom, did you know that the song is "London Bridge?" not "Lima Bridge?"
Daphne: I can't wait until I'm twelve because then I get my ears pierced.
Me: Well, you ought to just enjoy the age you are.
You only get to be 7 for one year, and then you never get to be 7 again.
You only get to be 7 for one year, and then you never get to be 7 again.
Sean: Well, I love being 10.
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