March Quotes

Daphne:  I know that spring is here because of all those little things in the grass that look like dog poop. (aeration plugs)

Sean, at IHOP:  She's taking forever to bring me my recipe. (food?)

Sean:  Wow, look at that Whole Moon! (full moon)

Recently in Hayden's Prayers:

Pleathe bleth that no piraths will get us.
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Pleathe bleth that I can go to Hawaii.

(guess it's never too early to start praying for that.)

Dallin:  Why is everything fun on Sunday?  Don't they know that some people are Mormons?

Just random bits that illustrate Hayden's wonderful sense of self-worth.

Me:  Hayden, you are an awesome hiker!

Hayden:  Yeah, I am awethom.

Me:  Hayden, you are really good at drawing the letter H.

Hayden:  Yeah, I am really good.

Me:  Hayden, you are a funny boy.

Hayden:  Yep, I'm tho funny!

At the park:
Hayden and Sean were playing some make-believe game where Hayden was Indian Jones and Sean is his Dad.  They were having dinner, so Sean called on Indiana Jones to say the prayer on the food.  And this is what he said, "Heavenly Father, please bless the food make us healthy and strong, and bless Uncle Reed on his mission."  Sean said, "No, no, no, Uncle Reed isn't in this game.  Do it again."

Dallin's reaction when he discovered Hayden lost something of his:  

Curse you, Hayden!

and yes, he was being serious.

Hayden:  Mom, want to know why I don't like ice cream for dessert?  Because I don't like ice cream.

Mom:  Really?  You don't like ice cream?  Whose child are you?

Sean:  He's Hayden.

Hayden making small talk with the Costco Employees:

Hayden:  How'th it goin' guyth?

Costco workers:  Hey, it's goin' pretty good.

Hayden: Ethpicable Me ith a funny movie.

Cashier:  Yeah, that Mr. Gru is pretty funny, huh?

Hayden: Yep, he'th really funny.

As you can tell, Despicable Me is a big part of our lives lately.  I've found many of its quotes to be applicable to a wide variety of circumstances, for example:

"Too small for me!" -- me trying to squeeze into my ski pants.

 "It'th tho fluffy I'm gonna DIE!! I'm tho funny, huh, Mom?" 

--Hayden snuggling in our bed with us one morning.

Hayden's farewell to Aunt Emma:  
"Have fun stormin' at to the castle!" 

(nice that he's branching out and quoting a movie other than D.M.  Who knows this one?)